Witness says Jets' Kellen Winslow Jr. was masturbating in his car: Report

When New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. was arrested for possession of synthetic marijuana outside a New Jersey Target store back in November, police were called to the scene because a woman thought she saw him masturbating in his vehicle in the parking lot, according to court documents.

The incident report from East Hanover police shows that on Nov. 19 at 5:30 p.m., cops responded to a call from a woman who said she had parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade outside the Target along Route 10. A man was sitting inside the Escalade with the window open, said the woman, whose name was redacted in the incident report. That man would later be identified as Winslow who lives in nearby Madison, N.J., reported nj.com about the alleged illegal use of hands.

From the report:

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis.

She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.

By the time police arrived, an officer found Winslow allegedly "slouched in his seat and moving around." Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived. When the cop asked Winslow what he was doing, Winslow allegedly said he was looking for Boston Market but was lost.

The cop noticed Winslow was wearing "dark colored" sweatpants and wrote that "his genitals were not exposed." But the cop also noticed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr. Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout the vehicle.

Winslow allegedly told police he smoked the "Mr. Happy" and "Funky Monkey" at his home to relax because the NFL doesn't drug test for it, and that he buys the stuff on the Internet and at gas stations. Police say he consented to a vehicle search, and after a few items were seized into evidence, Winslow was free to go.

Lab tests that came back on Dec. 23 revealed Winslow was in possession of synthetic marijuana — a third-degree offense punishable upon conviction by up to 5 years in prison. He was formally charged on Dec. 30, and last week he pleaded not guilty before a judge in Superior Court in Morristown, N.J.

The incident report lists lewdness among the alleged crimes, but Winslow was not charged with anything relating to alleged lewdness, reported nj.com.

The 10-year NFL veteran just finished his first season with the Jets. He is scheduled to be a free agent in 2014.

The Jets all-hands team just got a new meaning.

The police incident report can be found below.