A lonely Colorado Rockies fan took advantage of all the snow that covered Coors Field the last couple of days and built himself someone to talk to. During the first game of Tuesday's doubleheader against the New York Mets, this creative young man created someone that actually likes seeing baseball played in arctic climates.
The problem was figuring out why the dude in a purple T-shirt and Lindsey Lohan sunglasses was giving him the cold shoulder for most of the day.
If only the Mets organization could build about 30,000 of these guys to fill up Citi Field.
The Rockies ended up sweeping — shoveling? — the Mets.