Friday, June 5, 2015

Von Miller reveals Broncos fine him for farting during team meetings

Who knew Broncos defensive star Von Miller was hiding his mastery of offensive passing from Denver fans? Well ... make that hiding like SBD and passing ... as in gas.

Miller revealed to Nicki Jhabvala of the Denver Post that he farts a lot in meetings and gets fined more than any other Broncos player for letting them rip.

“They can’t fine me if I get up and walk away,” Miller said. “It’s not healthy. I keep trying to tell them it’s not healthy if I just sit there and hold it in. Nobody in the world does that. I just do it more than the average person.”

Must be that thin Colorado air.

1 comment:

  1. Von is just a Farty Pants!!! :)