An injury, that's what.
And Ghana’s top witch doctor is taking credit for the the sudden limp after claiming he put a curse on the soccer star.
Nana Kwaku Bonsam predicted Ronaldo would miss the World Cup shortly after his country was drawn with Portugal in Group G, along with Germany and the United States because he would get an "incurable injury" as a result of his black magic.
Ronaldo was due to line up against Ghana for Portugal during the group stages of the World Cup, but reports emerged this week that he could miss the whole competition, because of an injury he sustained during training.
"I know what Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury is about, I’m working on him," said Bonsam.
The Real Madrid superstar was recently diagnosed with tendinitis in his left knee as well as a left thigh strain.
"I am very serious about it," claims Bonsam. "Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called Kahwiri Kapam.
"I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World Cup or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana.
But before U.S. fans thank Bonsam for possibly helping their team avoid the World Cup's most dangerous player, he's only guaranteeing a Ronaldo-less Portugual in its June 21 clash with the Black Stars.
"I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World Cup or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana."
So Team USA, get out your own chicken feet and blood.
"I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World Cup or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana."
So Team USA, get out your own chicken feet and blood.
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