Cristiano Ronaldo impersonator invades soccer pitch in full uniform (VIDEO)

Fans invading the soccer pitch these days are about as common as supermodel WAGs at a Premier League team party, but at least this delusional fan used some ingenuity before his romp to glory.

This dolt snuck onto the pitch right before a corner kick during Real Madrid's friendly clash with Italian team Fiorentina in Warsaw wearing an exact replica of the team's uniform emblazoned with Cristiano Ronaldo's name across his back.

The rogue player doesn't quite get a touch on the ball but can be seen having a quick chat with Madrid striker Karim Benzema before being escorted off the pitch.

While nobody was fooled by this guy's ruse — he doesn't have the soccer star's six-pack abs for one thing — the real Ronaldo scored after only four minutes of play.

Cristiano Ronaldo's future jeopardized by World Cup play claims doctor: Report

Cristiano Ronaldo limped out of a Portugal training session 30 minutes early Wednesday with ice strapped to his left knee.

The Portuguese captain and holder of the Ballon D'Or, was expected to lead his team at this World Cup but, after playing an ineffective 90 minutes in Portugal's  4-0 loss to Germany on Monday, the soccer superstar was warned by his doctor that he risks threatening his career by playing on at the World Cup, reported the Daily Mail.

The Real Madrid superstar is struggling with a knee injury but is under pressure to lead his team into Sunday’s crucial clash with the USA after the embarrassing loss to Germany.

According to Spanish online newspaper El Confidencial, Portuguese surgeon Jose Carlos Noronha told the 29-year-old: 

"Let your knee rest, or your future is in danger," to which Ronaldo reportedly replied: "I’m the one that says whether I’m playing or not."

There had been serious doubts over the Real Madrid superstar's injuries ahead of the tournament, after a thigh problem and tendinitis in his knee forced him to miss training and two warm-up matches.

Ronaldo declared himself "100 per cent" fit on the eve of Portugal's opening defeat to Germany but, although he managed to play the entire game, he was mostly on the periphery and failed to make an impact.

It now appears that the Player of the Year has suffered a recurrence of his knee problems after receiving treatment during a training session in Campinas. 

Ronaldo was taken through a series of stretches before having his left knee bandaged with an ice pack and helped off the field a half hour before Wednesday's practice finished. He watched the rest of the session from the sidelines.

Portugal will face the USA on Sunday in a must win game in Group G. Until then, Portugal fans will have to wait for Ronaldo's decision for a single game — and maybe his career.

Ghanaian witch doctor says his curse injured Ronaldo ahead of World Cup: Report

Cristiano Ronaldo already has tough road ahead in the World Cup's creepy-sounding "Group of Death," but what happens when someone throws some evil spirits into the mix.

An injury, that's what.

And Ghana’s top witch doctor is taking credit for the the sudden limp after claiming he put a curse on the soccer star.

Nana Kwaku Bonsam predicted Ronaldo would miss the World Cup shortly after his country was drawn with Portugal in Group G, along with Germany and the United States because he would get an "incurable injury" as a result of his black magic.

Ronaldo was due to line up against Ghana for Portugal during the group stages of the World Cup, but reports emerged this week that he could miss the whole competition, because of an injury he sustained during training.

"I know what Cristiano Ronaldo’s injury is about, I’m working on him," said Bonsam.

The Real Madrid superstar was recently diagnosed with tendinitis in his left knee as well as a left thigh strain.

"I am very serious about it," claims Bonsam. "Last week, I went around looking for four dogs and I got them to be used in manufacturing a special spirit called Kahwiri Kapam.

"I said it four months ago that I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World Cup or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana.

"This injury can never be cured by any medic, they can never see what is causing the injury because it is spiritual."

But before U.S. fans thank Bonsam for possibly helping their team avoid the World Cup's most dangerous player, he's only guaranteeing a Ronaldo-less Portugual in its June 21 clash with the Black Stars.

"I will work on Cristiano Ronaldo seriously and rule him out of the World Cup or at least prevent him from playing against Ghana."

So Team USA,  get out your own chicken feet and blood.

Fan invades pitch and gives Ronaldo an incredibly long hug and chat

Cristiano Ronaldo scored twice in a grudge match against Jose Mourinho when Real Madrid played Chelsea in the International Champions Cup final in Miami Wednesday night.

The soccer star was was a little more accommodating —maybe too much so — after a fan wearing a Ronaldo shirt managed to invade the pitch and get rather intimate with his hero. Ronaldo calmly obliges as the fan hugged him for a rather incredible length of time without interference from Sun Life Stadium's invisible security team .

The fan seems to ramble on to Ronaldo, who calmly listened until a lone cop finally wandered over to break up the bizarre chat and escort the fan from the pitch.

Even after the awkward moment, Ronaldo managed to give a tender goodbye to the fan.

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The Portuguese player refused to confirm signing a new five-year deal worth a reported 17 million Euros per year after tax with the club but, if he did, that could explain the spring in his step.

"I'm not going to confirm anything.  I'm just going to do my job like I always do," said Ronaldo, leaping over the question.  "My future ... I don't know. At this moment I'm a player of Madrid, the future, I really don't know.

"Let's see what's going to happen. But for the moment, I'm good where I am."

Ronaldo's wayward free-kick breaks 11-year-old's wrist in friendly

Cristiano Ronaldo has gone from breaking grown women's hearts to well ... cracking little kid's bones.

The soccer star left a young fan with a broken wrist, after smashing an 35-yard free-kick wide of the goal during Real Madrid’s friendly with the Championship club, inadvertently hitting an 11-year-old with the ball.

Charlie Silverwood was watching the friendly at Dean Court when the Portugal captain rocketed his kick into the stands and accidentally hit the young spectator.

Charlie’s dad managed to duck out of the way, but the boy was struck flush on the arm by the ball, leaving his wrist broken in two places.

Despite his injury, tough little Charlie stayed behind to watch the remaining 84 minutes before heading to hospital — where he learned the extent of the damage left by the wild kick. 

Charlie was X-rayed and required an operation before his arm was placed in a cast that will stay on for six weeks.

"It was very painful," Charlie said with a bit of pride. "I’ve told friends and they cannot believe it. Ronaldo is the world’s most expensive player – and he broke my arm."

After Real routed their hosts, 6-0, the Bournemouth team gave the young fan a signed Real Madrid shirt and ball.  

Bend It Like Beckham. Break it like Ronaldo?

Soccer star Ronaldo's totaled Ferrari on eBay for $65K

An Italian sports car that international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo totaled in January 2009 was put up for auction on eBay yesterday — but was taken down just as fast.

The Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano F1 international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo crashed — when he careened into a tunnel barrier near Manchester, England — was listed on the online site for a starting price of $64,380.  A brand new version would run you about $322,000.

The listing was removed after media reported on the sale, prompting speculation that the wrecked car's pedigree could jack up the asking price at a later date.

Spanish newspaper ABC reports that the burgundy-colored car only has 1,925 miles on the odometer and comes with various documents with the 27-year-old Portuguese star's name on them.

It is being offered at the discount price, by a professional scrap dealer in the east of France, because it is in such bad shape.

According to the listing, the powerful car with the demolished front end is "certainly repairable." 

The listing was taken down early Thursday morning after Spanish, French and Portuguese media reported it was for sale prompting speculation on Twitter that it could be back on the market later this week — but at a much higher sale price.

The then-FIFA World Player of the Year escaped uninjured and the police did not take any action against him.

No word on if the vehicle comes with any of Ronaldo's leftover hair gel.

Supermodels have Twitter war over Ronaldo's gelled hair

Top models Bar Refaeli and Irina Shayk got into a Twitter catfight over soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo's over-gelled hair.  The Israeli stunner Refaeli insulted the super-slick hairdo of Shayk's boyfriend, Ronaldo, during Thursday night's game between his team, Portugal, and the Czech Republic.

Refaeli— who has been linked with wild-haired, snow-board super-star Shaun White— posted on Twitter: "The only thing I can think of when I watch Ronaldo is that hair gel should be outlawed!"

Shayk— who has been dating the soccer god for two years— took offense at the jab at her man's look. The Russian beauty tweeted back: "Being a hater is not a cute look. Learn to love."

The catfight was on. Although Refaeli backed off just a little, she still dissed Ronaldo for having the spiky disaster on his head.  She tweeted back to Shayk: "I love u and I love ur BF.  I just don't get hair gell."

Ronaldo's girl had the last laugh after her BF scored the only goal in Portugal's 1-0 victory.