CBS announcers Gary Danielson and Verne Lundquist seemed to know what happens when someone assumes something — and it has to do with ass, you and me.
"I know you're not supposed to assume things but Zach Mettenberger assumed a touchdown on this one," Danielson said during a replay of the turnover. "Verne, you know that word can be broken apart."
"Mmmmm-hmm," replied Lundquist." Nicely put. That was very subtle."