Gisele Bundchen charging $700 for photo book of her modeling career

Patriots fans probably thought Christmas already came and went after Santa a judge tossed that Tom Brady Deflategate suspension down the chimney. But for the Pats fan who has everything, here's a $700 holiday gift idea sure to please.

Brady's supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen, is charging that astounding price for a new coffee table book celebrating her 20 years in the fashion industry.

The book contains hundreds of snapshots, nude photos and even one picture of her wearing a large cheetah head.

Only 1,000 copies of the limited edition book will be sold, each of which will be signed by Bundchen herself.

The tome includes tributes from the 34-year-old Brazilian beauty's friends, family and famous fashionistas — which partly justifies the high cost, said the publisher, Taschen, in a statement.

And it will "shed light on how and why she has become one of the greatest models of all time," the Taschen statement added.

Jets fans will probably pool their money and buy it to see the naked pictures.

The pricey book will be available in November — just enough time to start saving up.

Ben Affleck's ex-nanny rocks Tom Brady's Super Bowl rings on flight to Vegas (PHOTO)

It's not just anyone who gets a chance to pose with Tom Brady’s four Super Bowl rings and, with the exception of wife Gisele, probably very few women.

But that's one of the perks of working for Brady's buddy Ben Affleck as his children's nanny.

The New York Post published a photo of the since-fired Christine Ouzounian posing with the Patriots quarterback's football bling on a private jet trip to Las Vegas with the actor and his BFF.

The smiling 28-year-old nanny is seen showing off the rings while striking a sexy pose on her seat.

The Post wrote:

Ouzounian had been in the Bahamas with Affleck and his unsuspecting, now-estranged actress wife, Jennifer Garner before the pair’s hush-hush jaunt to Sin City on June 27 for a poker tournament.

Affleck, an avid gambler, had initially asked Ouzounian to join him on a flight back to LA from the Bahamas — while his clueless spouse stayed behind with their three kids, a source said.

“He assured her it was OK. Technically, he was her boss,’’ the source told Hollywood Life.com.

“But along the way, he convinced her to go to Las Vegas with him for [a] poker tournament. They even stopped and picked up Tom Brady for the trip. While in Vegas, Ben hid Christine the entire time.

“When they got back to LA, Jen heard about their trip without the kids and flipped out. She fired Christine right away, and Ben did nothing about it,” the insider said.

Three days after the photo was snapped, Affleck and Garner announced that they were splitting up.

Affleck's rep has denied reports that the actor is romantically involved with Ouzounian, calling them "complete garbage" and "full of lies." Ouzounian, however,  has reportedly been telling her friends that she and the Oscar-winning actor's relationship did indeed become intimate.

Hmmm... Don't see any kids in the picture.

Gisele Bundchen wore burqa on way to plastic surgery: Report

Tom Brady apparently wasn't the only one in his household concerning himself about deflated objects in recent weeks.

While the Patriots quarterback was trying to save face during an investigation by the NFL, his supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen, was getting secret plastic surgery in Paris.

Bundchen and her younger sister reportedly hid under a burqa — the traditional Muslim wear — during the holy month of Ramadan — so they could get boob jobs without any publicity.

The Brazilian beauty wore a burqa so she could sneak into the swank International Clinique du Parc Monceau for work on her breasts and eyes, sources claim.

According to Page Six of The New York Post: 

A dead giveaway was the footwear — Muslim women are forbidden from wearing open-toed shoes.

A source said she was concerned that her breasts had sagged after having two children — and the surgery was a 35th-birthday and post-retirement present to herself.

Gisele and sister Rafaela were picked up by Bundchen’s longtime chauffeur at the Bristol Hotel and driven to the clinic on July 15, sources said. The photo below shows Gisele with the driver before she donned the burqa.

The next day, after the two surgeries, the trusty driver — who has worked for Gisele since at least 2010 — took the two women back to the hotel, where they packed up their belongings. He then drove them to the exclusive Les Sources de Caudalie spa, where Bundchen recovered for five days before leaving Paris.

The former Victoria’s Secret Angel, who made $47 million last year as the world’s highest-paid model, according to Forbes, paid about $11,000 for her surgeries.

And that's one DeflateGate problem out of the way.

On Friday, Bundchen was photographed in sunglasses as she and Rafaela strolled through Charles de Gaulle Airport in Paris on their way back to the United States.

Gone was the burqa — which has actually been banned in France since 2010.

Her reps didn’t respond to requests for comment on Tuesday.

Tom Brady jumping off cliff not for faint-hearted or Patriots fans (VIDEO)

Chances are if there was a video of a New England Patriots player jumping off a rocky cliff into a small pool of water while on vacation it would be Rob Gronkowski, right?

Well Tom Brady, known mostly for sacrificing his body on the football field, is actually the one who took the death-defying leap and it seems Patriots fans weren't too thrilled about it.

This weekend as Brady posted a video on his Facebook page showing himself at the top of the rocky cliff first contemplating the plunge before someone (presumably wife Gisele) asks him, "Are you going to jump, Tom?"

The quarterback seems hesitant at first before taking the leap of faith with Pats fans' dreams of repeat Super Bowl hopes with him.

Here's the full video of Air Brady complete with the stirring Star Wars theme song:

Pretty awesome. But Robert Kraft and Bill Belichick would probably like to see Brady stick to less daring pursuits like getting buried in the sand.

Dolphins' Phillip Wheeler defends girlfriend for breastfeeding photo

Philip Wheeler is lashing out at the haters who criticized his model girlfriend after she posted a picture of her breastfeeding his son last month.

The Miami Dolphins linebacker is defending his partner Ashley Nicole, claiming she is being "unfairly attacked" over the photograph she uploaded to her Instagram profile.

The new mother posted the picture to her 23,000 followers showing her son feeding inside the couple's home.

She wrote: "Was on the way out the door but then mommy duty called... Everything stops for him! #breastisbest #natureisbeautiful"

Wheeler told TMZ.com: "I wish everybody would just leave it alone. She's a model. She takes pictures for a living."

Wheeler pointed out that when supermodel Gisele Bundchen posted a picture of her breastfeeding her daughter Vivian in December, she received nothing but praise.

The photograph is still post on Ashley's Instagram page and it is understood Nicole has no plans to remove it.

The image has so far attracted more than 2,000 likes from users as well as a raft of comments supporting Miss Nicole.

Posting her reaction to those negative comments, Miss Nicole posted another picture to her Instagram profile, alongside the caption: "For all the people who had something negative to say about my post feeding my baby... #normalizebreastfeeding #getalife."

"People always want to see your breasts, until you're feeding a baby then it's considered indecent,"she wrote. "Anyone else see the flaw in this logic?"

Tom Brady, Gisele Bundchen buy $14 million Manhattan condo

Tom Brady and his wife Gisele Bündchen are moving on up — make that way up — after they bought a $14 million condo in New York City high-rise.

The NFL quarterback and the top-earning Brazilian model have purchased a three-bedroom, full-floor condominium on the 47th floor of the luxury residential tower, One Madison Park, which is located at the foot of Madison Avenue in Manhattan.  The prime location gives incredible views across Manhattan and beyond.

A source told the New York Post's Page Six: ''They went for the model apartment, which is a full-floor private residence with amazing city and river-to-river plus park views.''

A previous listing said the apartment boasts breathtaking views north and west, including a stunning look directly up Madison Avenue.

“It will allow Tom Brady to look down on Gotham like Batman,” another source chuckled — which will surely tick off many Jets and Giants fans. But hey, at least Eli has Hoboken.

The interior of the couple's apartment, crafted by Danish designer Thomas Juul-Hansen, boasts solid quarter-sawn white oak plank floors and oversized doors, a master bedroom with his and hers closets and a master bath with a soaking tub and custom double vanities, which is only fitting for the glamorous pair.

Bündchen, the world’s highest-paid model, who earned $42 million last year, according to Forbes (while hubby Brady made $48.3 million), previously owned a triplex penthouse on West 11th Street, which she unloaded for $4.4 million. He had a condo at Time Warner Center, which he sold for $17.5 million.

They also have a sprawling, 14,000-square-foot mansion in LA they built from the ground, and are currently building a similar-size manse in Brookline, near Boston.

A rep for Brady said, “He doesn’t comment on his private life,” while reps for Bündchen didn’t get back to Page Six.

Gisele introduces latest Brady to the world via Facebook

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen introduced little Vivian Lake Brady to the world via a photo and heartfelt post on her Facebook page Friday morning.

"Love is everything!!! Happy friday, much love to all," she said in the caption next to the photo of her and the one-month-old baby girl.

Bundchen posted the photo from Hawaii where she and her husband, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady, are vacationing with their other children Benjamin and John.

"We feel so lucky to have been able to experience the miracle of birth once again and are forever grateful for the opportunity to be the parents of another little angel," she wrote on Facebook after the baby arrived.

Gisele must be doing something right.  She had almost 40,000 Likes on her Facebook page.

Wes Welker gets into scuffle at Aspen bachelor party

New England Patriots wide receiver Wes Welker and several of his pals got into a fight with security guards as he was preparing for his upcoming Aspen, Colo. wedding.

Welker and six of his friends— at an unofficial bachelor party—  scuffled with the security guards when they tried to enter the Patron tequila-sponsored  "Summerology" event Friday night, according to Page Six of The New York Post.

Sources said Welker had to be "physically restrained" after he strolled into the gala at the restaurant Above the Salt with his crew and tried to rush in without checking in with the party staffers.

After security tackled the group, witnesses said the Pro-Bowl NFL star and his posse still wouldn't cooperate and demanded to be let in to the event— which is party of the weekend's 30th annual Aspen Food & Wine Classic.

"Security tried to subdue the group" when a brawl almost broke out, reports Page Six.  "Security then physically restrained  [Welker] and his group to break everything up.

Welker and his boys weren't arrested but police had threatened to do so.  "Security calmed them down and kicked them off the property," the source said.

Aspen police confirmed there was a record of a "lecture and release" incident at the restaurant Friday night, but couldn't confirm if it was Welker's group.

Despite the brouhaha, Welker and his friends continued their own version of "The Hangover" by attending festival events and posting photos on his Twitter account.

The NFL star is in Aspen preparing to marry his fiancee, Anna Burns, a model who was crowned Miss Hooters International 2005.

Earlier in the weekend, Welker tweeted: "Getting married in 6 days and fired up about the reception.  Marrying the most beautiful girl in the world."

Niether Welker, the Patriots or Patron got back to Page Six.

Maybe if the restaurant had Gisele Bundchen working security at the door, Welker would have been better mannered.

Brooklyn Decker admits Gisele Bundchen is her #1 crush

Brooklyn Decker's beauty may make men stop dead in their tracks, but this model-turned-actress (aren't they all) who will be appearing in the upcoming big screen adaption of the board game "Battleship" says she could be considered "slightly crazy."

Decker strips down to her undies in the May issue of GQ magazine and reveals she has sides of her personality that not many people know.

Besides relating to the Kristen Wiig character's inner soul in "Bridesmaids," the 25-year old Decker tells the magazine she also has a big crush on Brazilian super model Gisele Bundchen— the wife of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady.

"I have a a top-five list, and Gisele is is my number one.  She can do no wrong in my eyes," the wife of pro-tennis star Andy Roddick gushes to GQ.  "Well, everyone has a top-five list of their biggest crushes, you know?  Usually, it's guys on my list , but Gisele is just so perfect in every way."

Patriots fans may disagree with the 'She can do no wrong' part (isn't there some jinx or something?) but I'm sure they'll leave Brooklyn to her fantasies.

Decker added she's embarrassed to admit a similar crush on singer Dave Matthews.  Isn't that the "Ants Marching" guy?

Anyway, the first question Gisele would probably ask Brooklyn is: 'Can you throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time?'

Bradying replacing Tebowing as latest Web craze

Tom Brady's hunched over pose during the Super Bowl loss to the the New York Giants has started new Web craze by fans that could soon replace Tebowing in popularity.

Dejected after the New England Patriots upset loss to the Giants, Brady sat on the ground with his head bowed on the field at Lucas Oil Stadium.  Now that pose is being imitated around the country and Bradying is becoming the latest Internet fad.

Bradying is a lot simpler than Tebowing and less dangerous than planking.

It all started with the widely published photo of Brady on his butt with his legs splayed, hands clasped, shoulders slumped and head resting on his chest.

There are different reports of where the trend originated.  Most people agree Bradying started with a series of pictures posted on Boxden.  The post showed numerous people copying the Brady pose at various locations.

Tebowing had been the rage but Bradying already has an official website to document fans imitating the depressed quarterback.

While Tebowing celebrated the Denver Broncos quarterback's victories, Bradying was spawned by losing.

"It's a humbled position— shoulders down, head down— that's all about being humbled," said former Army anti-terror instructor Greg Hartley, an expert on body language and interrogation techniques.

Brady has remained silent about the fad he inadvertently started, but it's a sure bet his outspoken supermodel wife could end up ranting about it in public.

Call it Bundchening.

Gisele goes off on hecklers and Tommy's teammates

Tom Brady's supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen defended her husband after she was heckled by Giants fans right after the New England Patriots 21-17 Super Bowl loss to the New York Giants.  Too bad she also threw some of Brady's teammates under the bus as well.

After a  Giants fan shouted "Eli owns your husband" outside Lucas Oil Stadium, the Brazilian stunner shot back, "My husband cannot f---ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.  I can't believe they dropped the ball so many times."

The slinky model was criticizing Patriots receivers who dropped a couple of key throws from Brady during critical times during the game.

Bundchen— who sent a new-age sounding email to "My sweet friends and family" pleading with them to pray for her "Tommy" to win before the game on Sunday— just made that mailing list a lot shorter.

According to the Chicago Sun-Times, the high-paid model has never endeared herself to Patriots players wives either.

A veteran team staffer said: "She may have had a point, but she should have left it to the sportswriters and other Monday morning quarterbacks... she is already not liked by many players and their wives due to her arrogant attitude... This sure won't help improve things."

According to the newspaper, Brady's wife has very few friends among his teammate's better halves.

Another source— close to the Patriots players' wives told the Sun Times, "Gisele is... so stuck up and treats them all like yahoos... In many cases, the other wives are not all that sophisticated , but Gisele has been openly snotty to all of them— making cracks about how they dress and use to much makeup.  Stuff like that."

Bundchen may be elegant on the runways but the cover girl doesn't seem to be as graceful after Tommy loses.

It sounds like the Almighty didn't see her email.

Gisele Throws Hail Mary Plea For "Tommy" Brady Win

Tom Brady's supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen sent out a private e-mail to all of their friends and family asking that all of them pray for the New England Patriots quarterback to lead his team to victory over the New York Giants in Super Bowl XLVI.

The new-age sounding e-mail— which was picked up and published by the New York Post— began by saying that Sunday "is a really important day in my husband's life" and "now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl..."


The Wed. night e-mail read:

"My sweet friends and family.
   I feel Tommy really needs our prayer, our support and
love at this time.
   So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive
chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy
and strong.  Envision him happy and fulfilled
experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.
   Love, G :)"

Bundchen responded to a Post e-mail and said, "I am surprised that you received this e-mail; it was a private note only sent to close friends and family."

The couple started dating right before the Giants upset "Tommy" and the Patriots in Super Bowl XLII in 2008.  They married in 2009.

Earlier in the week, Brady said wifey gave him some Super Bowl pointers before he arrived in Indianapolis.

"Throw the ball quickly," he said she told him.  "She doesn't like it when I get hit often."

Last Sunday, at a pep rally, Brady himself told 25,000 Patriots fans, " We're going down there, and were going down there for one reason... hopefully we'll have a lot more people at our party next weekend."

Maybe the Brazilian model— who earns millions more than her hubby— just doesn't want Brady to lose the deposit he put down for the brazen victory party guarantee.