Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Shaq launches his own brand of vodka

Who's the first person you think of when you feel like reaching for that old genie-in-a-bottle to make life all better again — why Shaquille O'Neal of course.

The "Kazaam" star is launching his own line of vodka — strangely called "Luv Shaq" and the only thing odder than the name is the fact that the B-52s didn't think of it before.

Shaq joins a long list of celebrities who have found gold in the form of hot-tub booze attached to their names.

The former NBA star and current TNT analyst plans to launch the brand early next year and, for all those health nuts out there — and we mean you — you'll be happy to know that it is sugar and gluten-free.



The New York Post reports that Luv Shaq comes in coconut flavor, and the bottle features an image of O'Neal with giant wings.  If you look closely, you might be able to spot Kobe Bryant glaring over the feathers.

Drew Adelman, founder of Devotion Vodka, which is producing Shaq's elixir, told the Post that it will directly compete with Sean "Diddy" Combs Ciroc, but at a "more competitive price."

Hopefully these shots will go down a lot smoother than the ones Shaq used to tank at the foul line.

11 comments:

  1. Help me understand the difference between driving loaded and having a loaded gun because they both Kill and until they outlaw the selling and making of any alcohol they should not be able to visit the recent problems regarding the Newtown tragedy,Tim McVeigh killed 168 people many of them children and they didnt stop producing nor selling Fertilizer or Kerosene,Its truly some difficult times we live in But its more about bad people and they will always find a way to do harm and destruction,There are plenty of household items you could combine to make a bomb,They are actually trying to close the barndoor after the horses already got out so to speak!

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    1. The name is WACK !!! But I cant be mad at Shaq for making this type of move.. get your money man!!

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  2. Well I don't no wat u are talking about can u make it clear for me

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  3. by your logic, we should just take down all road signs and make everything legal, because someone's gonna break the law anyways? puhlease. We've stood pat in the past and look what has happened this time? Guns only purpose is to shoot things, while many of the other things have OTHER primary uses. It's time we at least attempt to curb the problem imho. Salud

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    3. A guns primary purpose, to you, may be to shoot things. The primary purpose of guns for many others is to prevent violence and to hunt game. My brother has been a police officer for 23 years and has never drawn his weapon on the job. The fact that he has a firearm keeps people from instigating violence instead of encouraging it.

      Firearms are predated by human aggression and murder by eons. Did Cain kill Abel with a gun? What about the countless wars that were fought before firearms were invented? Your opinion is simplistic and incorrect. If a man wants to harm, or kill, someone else he will find a weapon to accomplish his goal. Stop blaming inanimate objects for the behavior of man.

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  4. Alcohol they want it plentiful and cheap, because people will get drunk. If you notice food prices have gone through the roof. A staple we need, but alcohol has changed very little. That makes no sense. I feel we need to close the bars or at least close them at midnight and the drunks will go home earlier. For one thing you go to a bar and drop $3 for something they got 25 cents in. You are paying the highest markup than any food item. If food was marked up that much a hamburger would cost you $13.

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  5. Probably taste like diesel

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  6. How in the hell is shaq going to know anything about liquor when he don't even DRINK!!!!!!!!!

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