Friday, December 21, 2012

Club DJs still torturing Kris Humphries with Kanye rhymes

It's bad enough that Kris Humphries has to endure the the Barclays Center boo-birds but now the Nets forward's ears are being bombarded by the rap of Kanye West every time he enters a nightclub to unwind.

Club deejays seem to enjoy torturing Humphries with the vocal stylings of his ex-wife Kim Kardashian's new paramour and it's apparently affecting his game —off the court.

Humphries' futility with the ladies was witnessed Wednesday night at the Manhattan hotspot WiP — you might remember it as the place Tony Parker almost lost an eye during the infamous Drake-Chris Brown brawl — where he went after the New York Knicks blew out the Nets at Madison Square Garden.

Humphries was chatting up some women and trying to score a few digits while an uninterrupted stream of West's music blared throughout the club, said a source.

"He was trying to talk to every girl in there and was getting turned down by every girl he spoke to," an eyewitness told the New York Daily News' Confidential.



The source said the two deejays, Chuck Barrett and Scram Jones, piled on the Kanye beats and by the time they played "Mercy" and "Clique," Humphries had had enough.

"He took a bottle of Patron that he didn't pay for, put it in front of his crotch and dumped the entire thing on the floor, because he was wasted and tired of Kanye songs," said the witness.  "Not only was he acting like he was peeing the bottle out, he insisted on staying."

The wear and tear of an NBA season must be nothing compared to the travails of a 72-day marriage to Kardashian and the drawn-out divorce they are still embroiled in but still, not worth pissing away a good bottle of tequila.



Last month, reports Confidential, Humphries tried to pick up DJ Kalkutta, after another Nets loss, while she was spinning a West tune — now that's sad.

"He emailed a couple of times," said the vinyl spinner. "But I never answered."

Sadder yet.

A season with the Kardashians, a mid-season Nets collapse and an unending loop of Kanye.  Can't this poor guy get a break.



18 comments:

  1. Total BS. He is an NBA player. They don't have to beg for ass one day out the year.

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    1. True that! Ugly broke dudes at the club still pull!

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    2. Yeah right! Getting turned down by every girl!B.S.But about the Kanye songs...they can be annoying.

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    3. Kayne West = ChooTiYa copy & paste

      http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSwlF8hoPAhE5McAEQVRtzUDsz-uNTktsifF_fZmNM57oVhcTqnZ3xC6soj

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  2. Hold your head up! Be thankful you got out of that marriage. I always felt you were too decent for her. Focus on other things. Wait a while and improve your image and the right women will flock to you.

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  3. this doesn't sound right. An NBA baller having a hard time...bagging club broads. Sure.

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  4. The best thing that could have happened to him was that she left. She is an idiot, that is only famous for doing an amature porn video. Kanye is only getting his scraps, well eveyone's seconds or thirds or fourths. Good luck to Chris.

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    1. I would be in a bad mood too if Kanye songs played over and over again. Its bad enough they play his _hit songs on the radio over and over again then to go to a club and here it again it may cause a power full headache and to think he rocks crowds? LOL I dont think he has much talent, he uses everyones versus from old school hip hop artist to new school. Hes good about as good as Kris is at basketball. you cant _uck with my clique, clique, my girs clique is huge, huge huge.

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    2. i totally agree!!! Kanye is as Stupid as the Porn Girl he is with. They are struggling personalities trying to clique on anything they can!! so sad :(

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    3. What's even worse is she would rather be with Reggie Bush. LOL

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  5. It seems that everyone at the club was tortured if they had to listen to kayne west songs all night!!! I would be in a bad mood, too!!!

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  6. I am confused, so Kanye is the cool one for banging humphries ex wife of a month (and am porn star who made a video with ray )? Hollywood has some backwards thinking. Good job and slanging a porn star Kanye, props.


    Lol @ humphries begging girls for their "digits" at a trashy club

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  7. Chris is a manly man who should consider himself lucky after cutting the ties with KK. She is a frog's hair short of being a legal prostitude. He seems to have class, a decent family and lots of game. I hope he finds the courage to focus on basketball and forget that stupid wedding ever happened-the love you deserve will find you when you are ready and hopefully not at a club! As for Kanye...its not even worth mentioning-

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  8. kanye is racist, sure dont mind white girls though. love the double standards. i wouldnt mind ripping the mic outta his hand to tell the world how retarted he is. Fish sticks? you know kayne. Sing about being a badass then ask us not to "pirate" music. hmmmmmm really gangster bro

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    1. I agree that Kanye is a one hundred percent pure-bred North American A-Hole and I feel a little twinge of annoyance every time he opens his mouth other than to perform. But the man is a pretty damn good musical artist and deserves to get paid for it.

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  9. Im willing to bet that everyone who commented on KK being a porn star would have similar blemishes to their name and charatcer if they had a camera following their every move. Then youll have people saying I never mad a tape or taken sexy pics!! Shame on you foolish people

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  10. This article is totally BULL-----. No way a rich NBA player would have a hard time pulling women

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  11. Kim will aways be a Fat Whore and Kanye will always be Monkey Hack Side Show!

    Kayne's New Albums Here:
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    Kayne On Tour:

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