Showing posts with label Harvard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Harvard. Show all posts

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Harvard band appears to spell 'penis' on the field vs. Penn (PHOTO)

It looks like these Harvard band members may need a refresher course in spelling — or do they?

During the Crimson’s game against Penn on Saturday, the home band appeared to spell out the word "penis" during their routine.


While certainly amusing, this may not have been intentional.

It's possible that the band was trying spell the word "Penn" and just got mixed up or they thought they were playing Penn State and just ran out of trombone and tuba players.

Either way, it's still funny.
The real shame? Nobody was in the stands to see it.

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Harvard's debate team loses to group of New York prison inmates

This just may settle that old argument once and for all — would you rather be street smart or book smart?

And, in this case, maybe it paid to be both.


Last month, a group of inmates at the Eastern New York Correctional Facility challenged the recently crowned national champion Harvard debate team to face off at the maximum-security lockup and the friendly competition ended in what might be perceived as an unlikely victory for the convicts.

Considering that any college or university student can go online and research anything at anytime, inmates don't even have any Internet access. They also have to file requests for books or articles, which can take weeks to arrive. 

But, if you knew the prison debate club's record, you might have still bet all your smokes on the inmates. 

The convicts competed as part of the Bard Prison Initiative, a program run by Bard College to provide college education to qualifying prisoners. The inmates then formed a debate club, which has become popular with the incarcerated men, according to the Wall Street Journal.

That's when the prison club invited the Harvard College Debating Union to participate.

In the mid-September match, inmates had to defend a point of view with which they fiercely disagreed. A common practice in debate competition: "Resolved: Public schools in the United States should have the ability to deny enrollment to undocumented students."

The debate was judged by a neutral panel.

After the hour-long debate, Carlos Polanco said that he would never want to keep a child from attending school but that he was grateful for his chance to attend Bard College in prison. "We have been graced with opportunity," said Polanco, 31, who is in prison for manslaughter. "They make us believe in ourselves."

In the two years since starting the club the inmates have challenged and beaten teams from the University of Vermont and the US Military Academy at West Point, with whom they have established an annual match and a budding rivalry.

But the victory over Harvard may be their crowning achievement. After all, the Boston school has won both the national and world championships.


Afterwards, the Harvard club seemed to take the loss gracefully.

"Three members of the HCDU had the privilege of competing against members of the Bard Prison Initiative's debate program," the group posted on its Facebook page. "There are few teams we are prouder of having lost a debate to than the phenomenally intelligent and articulate team we faced this weekend, and we are incredibly thankful to Bard and the Eastern New York Correctional Facility for the work they do and for organizing this event."

School of Hard Knocks-1. Ivy League-0.



Monday, December 1, 2014

Ryan Fitzpatrick's son shows off math skills during postgame presser (VIDEO)

Houston Texans quarterback Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard, and his son Brady seems to have inherited a lot of pop's academic skills.

After Fitz put up big numbers — he threw for 358 yards and six touchdowns in a 45-21 victory over the Tennessee Titans on Sunday — young Brady dazzled everyone with a few of his own at the postgame press conference.



Fitzpatrick challenged a reporter to throw out a few random numbers at the end of the press conference and, in a matter of seconds, Brady was able to multiply 93 by 97 in his head.



Now if Brady can throw a football, Harvard will probably be calling soon.

Friday, March 21, 2014

Billion dollar perfect bracket already whittled down to five-percent of entrants: Report

It took only one missed layup for most of America’s billion-dollar dream to end on Thursday.

After the first game in the Quicken Loans Billion Dollar Bracket Challenge insured by billionaire Warren Buffett, four out of five would-be winners were already finished, thanks to Dayton’s upset of No. 6 seed Ohio State.

By the end of first full day of the NCAA Tournament, two other major upsets whittled that number down to five percent of the registered players still eligible for the big prize.

Out of the reported pool of 15 million entrants, that leaves about 750,000 hopefuls remaining in the 1 in 9.2 quintillion chance for a billion dollar payoff for filling out a perfect tournament bracket.

That's 1-in-9,200,000,000,000,000,000 — more zeroes than the national debt.




After Dayton shattered the dreams of mansions and Lamborghinis for most participants, a couple of hours later No. 12 Harvard took down seventh-seeded Cincinnati 61-57.

Those two upsets virtually eliminated the majority of everyone shooting for perfection even before most people had a chance to cry in their dinner.

North Dakota State, No. 12 in the West, finished off the night by stunning fifth-seeded Oklahoma 80-75 in the third upset of the day.



Bracketeers should not give up hope.

People who get the top 20 scoring brackets will each win $100,000, though that money is reportedly being paid off either through payments on mortgages or a payment on a new house. 

Still, nothing to get upset about.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

SMU rowing team gets foot up on Harvard Baseball team's video

It was already bad enough trying to endure the Harvard men's baseball team's synchronized lip-sync of the pop song "Call Me Maybe," now the SMU women's rowing team tries to go one better by doing it with their feet.

Last week, Harvard's video of the baseball team and their synchronized hand dance went viral and was a YouTube sensation but these women seem bent on topping the guys and even posted "Balls in your court Harvard."

Does this mean they want the men to call them and that we're going to have some kind of sync off?  If it happens, please do it to a less grating song.  Especially the guys.  And girls, throw some oars into the mix.



It must be kind of weird for the other cars driving by and seeing the feet flying in the air.  And don't they have seat belt laws down in Texas?