Showing posts with label Lingerie Football league. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lingerie Football league. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Legends (Lingerie) Football League posts 'creepy' video of its #1 Hottest Player (VIDEO)

It's not a surprise to find most of you men out there watch the Legends Football League (formally the Lingerie Football League) games for the football. And, just like you used to read Playboy for the articles, in between all the brutal hits and touchdowns, there is a softer and more intellectual side to the women which you would like to inquire about.

And the LFL wants you to see that sexy side — in case you didn't notice through all the visible undergarments, cleavage and buttcheeks.

So the LFL is marketing a video of Alli Alberts on its YouTube channel ranking her as the league's  “Hottest Athlete of 2015.”


On the video, a narrator says the two-way player is known for "Her sleek body, haunting blue eyes and flowing blonde hair, Alberts is the prototypical LFL athlete."

And, if that wasn't enough to earn her the honor, he throws in this little nugget:

“Not only is she the hottest doctor you’ll ever see, but she’s the only player who will chug a beer with you!”

We're sold.



But those comments have a lot of people getting their own panties in a twist.

Sure Alberts is a respected dentist and I've never really watched more than a couple of minutes of the LFL (that's all I need) to know any players, but the women, who are basically naked, do play some good hard-nosed football — just not the kind I want to spend a whole evening watching.


And to anyone who thinks the video is creepy or misogynistic, get over it. What were you expecting?

The league know what puts fannies in the seats and it's the players' own derrieres that does that job.

It's called marketing to your audience. So if you don't like it, change the channel or start your own league.

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Lingerie football teams brawl at end of LFL playoff game (VIDEO)

Fans of the Lingerie Football League (okay, Legends Football League) who actually watch the game for their skills and integrity were sure to be upset at seeing this outburst of gratuitous violence and foul language when things got a little out of hand at the end the Atlanta Steam's 20-12 victory over the Jacksonville Breeze.



There were a lot of fists and fingers flying as the Eastern Conference Championship broke out into an all out brawl after the final whistle had blown.

And, of course,  that's not what fans pay to see.



The cattiness started on the field when a Jacksonville player called a member of the Steam a “p---- a-- b----,” causing the benches to clear and the punches to fly.

Once it came time for the traditional end-of-game handshakes, things turned into a free-for all, as players threw down their bodies and insults with equal ferocity. 

One player appeared to use her helmet to attack an opponent in the minute-long video clip.

Thankfully, they already had wedgies.

Even the coaches were dragged into the fracas — most notably Dane Robinson, who was punched in the face by Jacksonville linebacker Adrian Purnell.

Atlanta is headed to the Sept. 6 championship game against the Chicago Bliss.



Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Lingerie football league player celebrates score with beer in end zone (VIDEO)

The Legends Football League — formerly and forever known as the Lingerie Football League — knows what its fans want during a game and that includes bras and panties.

So after Heather “Rockstar” Furr scored a touchdown, she celebrated the six points by sipping a beer that was handed over to her by a fan in the stands.

And, as any NFL fan watching a Sunday game at home knows, it doesn't get any better than knocking down a cold one dressed only in your skivvies.



Furr helped lead the Chicago Bliss to a 32-7 rout over the Green Bay Chill.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Legends (Lingerie) Football League player celebrates touchdown by pretending to pee (VIDEO)

This might be the first touchdown celebration that gives the phrase "We're Number One" a whole new meaning.

The Legends Lingerie Football League found one new way to get attention besides wearing panties and bras. This Chicago Bliss player celebrated a touchdown by pretending to take a leak and used a few of her teammates as the toilet bowl, the seat and even the tank.

The carefully rehearsed scat act might be a little over the top — and not to every one's liking — but it puts anything Terrell Owens did to shame.

And we got to learn that women shake it off just like men.



Friday, April 12, 2013

'Lingerie' football league coach under fire for locker room meltdown

A pro football coach in the Legends Football League — who are they kidding, it's still the Lingerie Football League —is under fire for blowing his top in a locker room outburst and asking the players if they were "f--king retarded."

TMZ reports that the league is investigating Seattle Mist head coach Chris Michaelson for his angry profanity-laced halftime speech given at last week's game against the Green Bay Chill.

During his rude Rockne routine, Michaelson yelled at his players for giving up a last-second touchdown before the half — screaming at the pantie-wearing team, "Are you guys just f--king retarded?!"







A representative of the league told TMZ that the matter is under review by the commissioner's office  and explained, " Everything is in line as far as what is expected from a football locker room, but we don't condone the use of the word retarded."



Michaelson's expletive-filled pep talk worked.  The Mist took control of the second half and beat the Chill, 55-36.