Jaromir Jagr loses four teeth in game, asks Santa for new ones (VIDEO)

Things seem to be coming — and going — in fours for Jaromir Jagr lately. The soon to be 44-year-old Panthers winger recently took over sole possession for fourth all-time in goals. And on Tuesday, he had four teeth poked out of his mouth after taking a high stick to the face against the Ottawa Senators.

Here's the video:



Jagr remained in the game after the first period dental work and even had a breakaway later.

“I lost some teeth but I gained some speed as you saw on that breakaway,” said Jagr about his overtime opportunity.

“I don’t want to hear I’m slow anymore. I had the breakaway. I don’t think I’ll have another one for 10 years.”

The Panthers eventually went on to defeat the Senators 2-1 in a shootout for their fifth straight win. 

And Jagr? Guess what he wanted from Santa?

Dear Santa, can I get a new teeth for Christmas :) it's going to be tough to eat-good -at least I don't get fat :))) pic.twitter.com/mifGcolCdP

— Jaromir Jagr (@68Jagr) December 23, 2015

Jaromir Jagr makes no effort to stop blackmailer from releasing post-sex selfie (PHOTO)

Jaromir Jagr might have been one of the hottest skaters around the net a few years back, but these days, at least when it comes to blackmailers, the 25 year NHL veteran is cooler than the ice.

After an apparent bedroom romp last week, the 43-year-old Jagr shrugged off his 18-year-old partner's alleged extortion attempt, doing nothing to stop the scheming Czech model from releasing a picture of him sleeping in a bed alongside her in a post-coital selfie.

Jagr plainly refused to pay the bribe, which amounted to a paltry $2,000, according to Czech tabloid Blesk.

A model tried to blackmail Jaromir Jagr by asking for money or she would leak a pic. Jagr responded "I don't care" pic.twitter.com/bD4887QHir

— Hockey Memes (@HockeyMemes100) September 20, 2015

After threatening to leak the image to the media if Jagr didn’t come up with the two grand, the winger told the blackmailers to do whatever they please with the photo.

Blesk identified the two-time Stanley Cup champion and confirmed bachelor's latest conquest as “Catherine from Moravia,” a social media-happy brunette who should have done a little more research on Jagr before the Fargo-esque extortion plot.

And while the unmarried Jagr — who’ll begin next season next month with the Florida Panthers — basically turned this sleazy episode into a win-win for himself, his alleged blackmailer has the additional problem of having to explain her actions to reported boyfriend Czech junior player Domink Rudl.

And Jagr has the photographic proof.

Apparently drunk hockey goalie stumbles around in front of net (VIDEO)

Drinking and ice skating are never a good combination but, when a Czech hockey goalie apparently mixed the two, it showed what happens when you confuse Jaromir Jagr with Jagermeister.

These hilarious videos are reportedly from an amateur league game in the Czech Republic via Reddit.

In case you're wondering if anyone scored on the stumbling goalie, the bottom video shows the goalie's wobbly attempt at stopping the puck— to even more laughs.

As they say in the C.R., Na zdrav.

Jaromir Jagr moves into second place on NHL career game-winning goals list (VIDEO)

Jaromir Jagr’s first winning goal for the New Jersey Devils was a record-breaking occasion.

Scoring on a second-period breakaway, Jagr moved past Phil Esposito into second place on the NHL's all-time list with his 119th career game-winning goal as the Devils edged the Eastern Conference-leading Tampa Bay Lightning, 2-1, Tuesday at Prudential Center.

It was Jagr's third goal of the season and 684th of the 41-year-old's amazing career.

Gordie Howe still holds the all-time record with 121, although the NHL and Devils somehow overlooked Mr. Hockey when they announced that Jagr had set a new mark at The Rock.

With the tireless Jagr just two behind Howe, the all-time record is still well within reach.