The first family of hockey's annual Christmas card with their Addams Family stares is a classic. It wouldn't be a stretch to mistake this brooding brood for some Seattle garage band circa 1991.
The Hall-of-Famer's artsy sepia-toned family portrait just screams "Merry F---ing Christmas!" and would make Kurt Cobain proud.
This photo would make an awesome album cover and is definitely more "Rock On" than Norman Rockwell.
All that is missing from this Rolling Stone cover shot are a couple of guitars and some empty Jack Daniels bottles to go with the grunge fashions.
