Cowboys owner Jerry Jones: 'Watch us beat the Giants' asses'

Outspoken owner of the Dallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, said his team will beat the New York Giants this season.  A big time, Lone Star whooping.

After his widely-ridiculed, off-the-wall comment about wanting "me some glory hole" the other day, Jones still hasn't stopped yapping out of that big hole in the middle of his face.

"Y' all should come down to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses," said Jones at a ceremony to open the Cowboys' training camp on Monday, according to ESPN.

This comes days after former-Cowboy and current-Giant tight end Martellus Bennett boasted, "I just want to kick those guys [Cowboys players] asses."

I'm sensing a a glory hole theme all-around here.

The Cowboys' ceremony actually included skydivers in a pep rally atmosphere. The Cowboys are still hurting after being knocked on their butts and out of the playoffs by the Giants in 2011 and a could use a little chest puffing.

If Jones' prediction comes true, it sounds like Dallas will make the fans to wait few weeks for the posterior paddling since the teams meet first in the NFL season opener on Sept. 5 at MetLife Stadium and don't face each other at Cowboys Stadium until Oct. 28.

The Giants won both games against Dallas last season— a 37-34 victory in Texas and a 31-14 win in New Jersey to clinch the NFC East.

Jones may be talking out of his— well, let's say Tex-ass— because the Giants are 3-0 at Cowboys Stadium since they opened the $1.3 billion-dollar venue.

Best Open-Field Run By A Golf Cart in History

Over the weekend, an unmanned golf cart rumbled down the middle of Cowboys Stadium after a Texas high school championship game taking down groups people celebrating on the field.

Pittsburgh may have had "The Bus" in its backfield but this was insane.  Jerry Jones might want to slap a uniform on it.

Seven people on the field were reportedly injured—none seriously—as the cart— filled with yard markers but no driver—broke away like some mad bull at a rodeo and indiscriminately rolled over anyone in its path.

One useless wrangler jumped into the runaway cart but rolled out before a second man finally was able to rassle down the four-wheeled varmint.

"I heard someone yell 'Look out!," said one of the run-over men.  "Then I was looking up at the rafters at Cowboy Field."

There was no truth to the rumors that Tiger Woods' ex-caddy Stevie Williams or his ex-wife Elin Nordegren had anything to do with the wild scene.

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Anti-Obama Website Flew Banner Over Cowboys Stadium While Roof Was Closed

A right-wing website— campaigning to prove that the birth certificate President Obama released in April is a fake— spent thousands of dollars to fly a plane over Cowboys Stadium during the Giants-Cowboys game with a banner that read "Where's the Real Birth Certificate? wnd.com."

Only problem to their brilliant plan was that the retractable roof of the stadium was closed during Sunday night's game and nobody saw it.

The geniuses at the website, WorldNetDaily, thought they could reach the nearly 96,000 NFL fans in the stands— by flying a small plane carrying their message over the big game in the Arlington, Texas stadium— only to see the idea become the second biggest failure— after the Cowboys collapse— of the night.

Only a few straggling tailgaters probably even noticed the expensive promo— not the wide audience the group had hoped for.

Later, on their website, they acted like everybody at the game still saw the banner.

The website posted: "NFL fans wonder where Obama's REAL birth certificate is?  Nationally televised football game features surprise for Obama."

The real surprise here is how these guys even figured out how to rent a plane and make a banner.