Kuwaiti soccer player gets finger probed by opponent during match (VIDEO)

There's two ways to look at this finger-in-the-butt incident that happened during a Kuwaiti soccer match the other day. You could either call it taking one for the team or just plainly taking it up the ass.

It was nice of this guy to try and give his opponent a free prostate exam but, at least at the doctor's office, you hear that butt-tightening warning snap of a rubber glove first.

Shouldn't he get a brown card for this?

Quite possibly the worst display of soccer sportsmanship ever (VIDEO)

It's bad enough that this soccer player lets loose with a backhanded spin fist to the head of an opponent during a match but then has the audacity to stroll back and kick the guy in the ribs while he was crumpled up on the ground — all before he throws a sucker punch to another player's face.

And all the d-bag gets is a yellow card?!

Kung Fu soccer kick to head is a sure red card

Holding up a red card for this Kung Fu kick to the head on a soccer pitch was a no-brainer for this referee. Taras Stepanenko's blatant foul (Ukraine) on Moldova defender Vitaliy Bordiyan — in the final seconds of Tuesday night's World Cup qualifier — almost took the poor guy's head off.

In the 92nd minute, Stepanenko raced towards the ball for a challenge and let loose with a high-flying kick to his opponent's jaw.

Ukraine picked up the 2-1 home win, but not until Danish ref Kenn Hansen raised a red card for the shocking foul.

Maybe Stepanenko should trade the pitch for the octagon.