The mascot was demonstrating his exercise skills to a group of fans when the green alien took an unfortunate tumble on his fuzz-covered boys.
In space — or Minute Maid Park — no one can hear you scream.
Showing posts with label Orbit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Orbit. Show all posts
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
Astros mascot slips and takes stadium railing to his boys (VIDEO)
Orbit, the Houston Astros mascot, got a little nutty Monday night and took a stadium railing to his double-O's after a little slip.
The mascot was demonstrating his exercise skills to a group of fans when the green alien took an unfortunate tumble on his fuzz-covered boys.
In space — or Minute Maid Park — no one can hear you scream.
The mascot was demonstrating his exercise skills to a group of fans when the green alien took an unfortunate tumble on his fuzz-covered boys.
In space — or Minute Maid Park — no one can hear you scream.
Sunday, August 10, 2014
Arencibia lands nutshot to Astros mascot from on-deck circle (VIDEO)
Most major leaguers know about the Houston Astros mascot's penchant for distracting opposing batters warming up before stepping up to the plate, but J.P. Arencibia wasn't having any of it Saturday night.
While Orbit loomed behind the on-deck circle, the Rangers first baseman decided to take matters into his own hands, so to speak, by using his bat to poke the annoying alien in his green fuzzies.
While Orbit loomed behind the on-deck circle, the Rangers first baseman decided to take matters into his own hands, so to speak, by using his bat to poke the annoying alien in his green fuzzies.
Orbit had the last laugh though — albeit in soprano — when Arencibia's tainted lumber whiffed for a strike three.
If you won't wear any pants Orbit, at least put on a cup.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Astros mascot Orbit in underwear is a frightening sight (PHOTO)
Orbit was the Houston Astros' official mascot from 1990-99, but was replaced by Junction Jack from 2000-12. But now old Orbit is back and maybe now we know why he was sent away for a while. Kind of like that weird uncle who walks around in his skivvies.
Funny. When did Orbit start wearing underwear or pants in the first place?
Hopefully the green alien was off the Viagra and just carrying a bat yesterday.
HOW DO I UNSEE THIS RT @j_nelsn: @JWerthsBeard I am concerned. pic.twitter.com/hK7lGmRX0J
— Jayson Werth's Beard (@JWerthsBeard) April 30, 2014
Funny. When did Orbit start wearing underwear or pants in the first place?
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