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A British model stripped off all of her clothes in a stadium corporate box during an Australian rules football championship match and the subsequent photos of the naked blond created a storm on social media.
Heather McCartney has revealed that she got naked during the AFL Final between Hawthorn and Sydney as part of a bet.
The 26-year-old took off her clothes in front of thousands of Australian rules football fans at the Melbourne Cricket Ground and, after receiving complaints, police arrived to arrest her.
But she didn't go peacefully, according to Mail Online.
McCartney reportedly lashed out, kicking, punching and biting the officers as they tried to handcuff her.
At least her team, Hawthorn, had a better day. They won back-to-back flags for the first time since 1988/89, with a 63-point win over Sydney.
McCartney spent the night in jail and was fined $300 (Australian) for "indecent manner."
"It was a bet. I said if Hawthorn win, I’m getting naked. They won, and I got naked," she told the Herald Sun.
"What a f---ing day, it was great."
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