There’s Super Bowl packages and ticket deals all over the Internet up for sale these days, but for some reason the package offered by Costco seems as funny as their giant jars of mayonnaise.
Besides the bulk items, and next to the Blanco Diamond Sigranit® sinks, Costco is offering all-inclusive deals with tickets, hotel rooms, and everything else you need for a two-person weekend at the big game starting at $13,999.99.
Would you expect anything smaller?
Here's the super-sized deal:
The vibrant energy and excitement of New York City awaits you with this incredible four night package, including 2 tickets to football’s ultimate championship game that will be played at Metlife Stadium in Rutherford, NJ. Your Super Bowl game package is complete with your 2 game tickets and accommodations at the Westin Hotel, New York - Times Square, tickets to the Taste of the NFL (one of the premier events of the weekend), roundtrip transportation from the hotel to all the game day activity including an exclusive pregame party aboard a privately chartered yacht (Hornblower Hybrid) featuring guest speaker Archie Manning while cruising the harbor and seeing the sights of the city as they can only be seen on the waterways.
Pick me up a gross of Nathan's hotdogs and a 5-gallon jar of mustard while you're there.