Nothing says Cougars football than a semi-passed out fan (with a Who cares? attitude) and a whole section to himself. And — even after after it looks like he's down for the count —the guy stirs slightly before attempting to shake the last remaining kernels of popcorn into his mouth and all over himself. All while still holding on to his little Cougars mask.
Clean-up in rows 3, 4, 5 and 6.
Maybe someone should give that guy a cup of coffee. Or don't they have a Starbucks in Seattle?