A chubby soccer fan was spotted showing off some mad skills with a ball all by himself in an empty lot. Unbeknown st to the lonely footballer, he was was being videotaped by a couple of blokes listening to Rihanna.
The happy Bounce It Like Beckham imitator does some fancy kicks, arm rolls and even balances the pink ball on his nose while the guys with the camera crack up laughing as "We Found Love" plays in the background.
It's hard not to think of a seal in a zoo when you watch this video because that's exactly what the place – with its enclosure and giant pond of a puddle — looks like.
Way to show the ball who's boss.