Over the weekend, an unmanned golf cart rumbled down the middle of Cowboys Stadium after a Texas high school championship game taking down groups people celebrating on the field.
Pittsburgh may have had "The Bus" in its backfield but this was insane. Jerry Jones might want to slap a uniform on it.
Seven people on the field were reportedly injured—none seriously—as the cart— filled with yard markers but no driver—broke away like some mad bull at a rodeo and indiscriminately rolled over anyone in its path.
One useless wrangler jumped into the runaway cart but rolled out before a second man finally was able to rassle down the four-wheeled varmint.
"I heard someone yell 'Look out!," said one of the run-over men. "Then I was looking up at the rafters at Cowboy Field."
There was no truth to the rumors that Tiger Woods' ex-caddy Stevie Williams or his ex-wife Elin Nordegren had anything to do with the wild scene.
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